Horses are the sweetest, calmest, most loving creatures of all time. Could TV shows like My Little Pony [Big Macintosh for life] and Mr. Ed have become so popular if that weren't true? Now that I've irrefutably proven the fundamental nature of horses in the universe, I'll share the slander that was dumped on a sweet horse today, RIGHT in front of me.
"That horse is lame."DUDE. HOW DARE YOU.
He was one of the chillest horses I'd ever met, and some random buttmunch (whom I later found out to be the equestrian program manager at some far-off community college, even worse!) was insulting him TO HIS FACE. Ugh. How can someone say such a mean thing about a horse? Take it from me that I was writhing with indignation.
I'll tell you, I was even considering to buy this horse just to take him away from such an unsupportive environment, even in spite of the fact that he walked funny.