Saturday, February 18, 2017

USEA officially adds a 4th discipline!

You read it here first.  USEA has officially added a fourth discipline to 3-day eventing.  However, similar to completing a teaching credential in California, they're just cramming more useless hurdles into the same time-frame.  So 3DE it remains.

This is going to be surprising to most of you, but sometimes it rains in California (and not just the tears of would-be teachers). Due to recent occurrences of precipitation, USEA has decided to refresh its roots in calvary mastery and revive this dire skill.

Which dire skill is this?
 
Boating. Horse boating. Horses and boats. Boating with horses.
Get ready for a massive surge in oar-to-saddle attachment accessories.

No official methodology has yet been published, nor photographs to depict what you'll have to soon be learning. But you can check out my breadth of research on Google Images below... it should tell you everything that you need to know.








As you can see, horses and boats/oars celebrate an ancient relationship, and it's about time that this historic practice was revived. Tell your friends.



6 comments:

  1. It will be a hard sport for Arizonians!

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    1. I think the government can probably control weather. They'll send a flood your way soon enough!

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  2. Fantastic! I've been waiting to take my boat out of dry dock.

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    1. I've never heard of a horse spooking at a boat. Do let us know if this becomes an issue for you. have fun on the high seas!

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  3. Horses, the perfect boating companion...

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    1. I couldn't say it better myself. I'm so excited for this new and expanded relationship that we will all enjoy.

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